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» The Little Things

"ickle"

(Sat 19th Mar 2016, 15:14, More)

» Petty Officials

I was in a cafe with a little friend of mine but he fucked off to Dagobah without settling up
Pay tea off I shall.

oddly, he did the same thing again when we were playing golf
(Fri 28th Mar 2014, 22:46, More)

» British Slang Dictionary


I got bored and tried to start a new sexeh time word once www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Monkeybagging
(Fri 22nd Jan 2016, 18:04, More)

» Yum!

Larry Hagman's grass cookie recipe
1 oz not too green or dry ground to a fine powder in coffee grinder.
1/2 lb butter
3 cups oatmeal
1 cup brown sugar
1/2 cup granulated sugar
2 eggs (1 goose egg)
1 teaspoon vanilla
11/2 cups plain flour
11/2 teaspoons cinnamon
1 teaspoon baking soda
1 teaspoon salt
1/2 cup raisons
1/2 cup dried cherries
1/2 cup walnuts
Method
Melt butter do not boil, cook slowly add green stuff and stir every 15
minutes for at least 2 hours. Leave to cool.

Beat butter and sugar until creamy. Add eggs and vanilla and beat well.
Combine and add flour, salt, cinnamon , baking soda, nuts , cherries,
raisons etc., mix well.

Drop a tablespoon of the batter over a baking tray. If too thick add water and bake for 10-12 minutes or until golden brown.

Should make 4 dozen

[After some experimentation, I halved the amount of grass, upped the number of cookies and let the butter keep warm longer with a lid on in between stirrings. You might also want to put in more fruit/take away walnuts to keep it moist and definitely, DEFINITELY test a half of one first without drinking or taking anything else to see how it goes. Also, there's no harm in opening the oven to check after a only a few minutes to see how they are doing especially as the undersides can burn and ruin your batch. Use a silicone spatula thing and be very careful of licking the spoon. When testing, wait up to an hour and a half before considering testing a whole one. And yes, that's how he spelled 'raisins'.]


edit: after they're cooled you can freeze them, even vacuum-pack them first if you have good bags and a good intake of breath. keeps long time.
(Fri 28th Jun 2013, 14:37, More)

» Shit Claims to Fame II


Shingai Shoniwa ( Noisettes ) tried to snog me in my campervan at secret garden party.
Amy Winehouse said she would vouch for me if I needed to get back into the previously gate-crashed bbc bar.
I pushed ahead of Girls Aloud to get a drink on the same night.
Liza Tarbuck looked at me.
Liza is the only one I lost a sock for.
(Fri 21st Sep 2012, 23:02, More)
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