Mensez Feminine Lip-stick
is a natural, colorless combination of amino acids and oils in a lipstick applicator. For most women, use begins one day prior to their normal period and continues as long as there is discharge. Mensez is a personal hygiene product and should not be shared with others.
Brought to mind by a misreading of the Tom Hardy video title as Cunt Grouter.
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wakeupandsmellthebacon, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 15:32,
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inb4 toxic shock syndrome
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omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 18:49,
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Not being au fait with lady parts can someone please explain what it's actually for?
I'm working on the assumption it's "lip" stick.
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jonbob loves you, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 18:51,
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I had to poke around site, but apparently it's a glue (!!)
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omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 18:55,
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Glues fanny lips together "naturally"
All the ickiness is washed away when she urinates. Re-apply as necessary. It's all natural and replaces protective natural compounds that get washed away by modern unnatural chemical cleaning products.
Totally developed by someone with a thorough knowledge of biology, hygiene and m'ladyparts.
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wakeupandsmellthebacon, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 20:45,
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I'm going to regret asking this, I know.
But why would you even want to glue them together?
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jonbob loves you, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 21:44,
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Pfft, that could be the answer to anything!
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jonbob loves you, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 22:39,
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So a woman doesn't need pads or tampons during menstruation
She simply glues her fanny lips together temporarily. Then when she pees, the menses (menstrual discharge) is simply flushed away in the toilet. Then she reapplies the fanny glue and she's good to go, no leakage, all natural.
Product still under development.
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wakeupandsmellthebacon, Thu 23 Feb 2017, 8:36,
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