What a dumb twat
That tiled floor could have killed him. I'd have dumped her pronto.
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That tiled floor could have killed him. I'd have dumped her pronto.
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May I be the first to call "Fake & Gay"?
Who puts a towel around their waist before leaving the shower in their own house?
( , Fri 1 Feb 2013, 12:01, Share, Reply)
Who puts a towel around their waist before leaving the shower in their own house?
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Yeah, but no one's gonna see any actually genitals,
are they, Mr Nullo?
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are they, Mr Nullo?
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"Yeah, but no one's gonna see any actually genitals,"
Spacktard.
( , Fri 1 Feb 2013, 12:18, Share, Reply)
Spacktard.
( , Fri 1 Feb 2013, 12:18, Share, Reply)
Eh? To repeat the phrase you hear most often when you get naked:
"I'm sorry, I just can't see your point."
( , Fri 1 Feb 2013, 12:25, Share, Reply)
"I'm sorry, I just can't see your point."
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The phrase i hear most when i'm naked is actually:
"Why are you in my garden? I'm calling the police."
( , Fri 1 Feb 2013, 12:39, Share, Reply)
"Why are you in my garden? I'm calling the police."
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I like Stewart Lee too.
Sorry for being rude on a friday, Bready.
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Sorry for being rude on a friday, Bready.
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and he nicked it from Steven Wright.
limmyisntfunny.blogspot.co.uk/
( , Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:56, Share, Reply)
ARGGHHH!!! It was a typo. So hardly worthy.
You, Sir, are now on 'my list'.
*adds to list*
( , Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:10, Share, Reply)
You, Sir, are now on 'my list'.
*adds to list*
( , Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:10, Share, Reply)
I AM CURRENTLY DRIVING UP TO MANCHESTER
TO BUM YOU INTO NEXT WEEK, YOU CUNTSTAIN
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TO BUM YOU INTO NEXT WEEK, YOU CUNTSTAIN
( , Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:39, Share, Reply)
HEY!
Ol' Dawn Of The (four ball) Bread is proud of his heritage.
( , Fri 1 Feb 2013, 12:23, Share, Reply)
Ol' Dawn Of The (four ball) Bread is proud of his heritage.
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She should try sabotaging the brakes on his car next.
I'm sure he'll see the funny side.
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I'm sure he'll see the funny side.
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I flagged that one.
Not a prank, just fucking stupid. I hope it's fake and all, but Jesus.
( , Fri 1 Feb 2013, 12:02, Share, Reply)
Not a prank, just fucking stupid. I hope it's fake and all, but Jesus.
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i like when his face bounces off the floor and it looks like he might be unconscious
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^This
And who wears a towel in the bathroom. Swinging free, I always say.
( , Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:05, Share, Reply)
And who wears a towel in the bathroom. Swinging free, I always say.
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