Profile for Lord of Teh 9:
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Ex /board regular, now /links lurker.
Recent front page messages:
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Best answers to questions:
» Secret Santa
I always get my loved ones petrol-soaked fake moustaches for Christmas.
It's such a joy to watch their faces light up.
(Sun 17th Dec 2006, 23:33, More)
I always get my loved ones petrol-soaked fake moustaches for Christmas.
It's such a joy to watch their faces light up.
(Sun 17th Dec 2006, 23:33, More)
» Ignoring Instructions
I once put my chemistry set inside a microwave and drank the melted chemicals down with some bleach and too many pills and set it alight and burned by eyebrows and rubbed chilli in my eyes with my cock.
While I was doing this, my dinner burnt so I ironed myself by mistake.
(Mon 8th May 2006, 16:15, More)
I once put my chemistry set inside a microwave and drank the melted chemicals down with some bleach and too many pills and set it alight and burned by eyebrows and rubbed chilli in my eyes with my cock.
While I was doing this, my dinner burnt so I ironed myself by mistake.
(Mon 8th May 2006, 16:15, More)
» Never Meet Your Heroes
Hee Hee
My first first!
...
I do not know what the question is!
(Thu 25th May 2006, 14:23, More)
Hee Hee
My first first!
...
I do not know what the question is!
(Thu 25th May 2006, 14:23, More)
» Cheating cheaty cheats
One of the few times I've ever cheated
was here.
(Thu 17th Nov 2005, 15:31, More)
One of the few times I've ever cheated
was here.
(Thu 17th Nov 2005, 15:31, More)
» Workplace Boredom
In days of yore...
I used to be a freelance PC-fixer monkey.
And I made a point of having a wank in the bathroom of every house I was called out to.
(Sun 11th Jan 2009, 9:45, More)
In days of yore...
I used to be a freelance PC-fixer monkey.
And I made a point of having a wank in the bathroom of every house I was called out to.
(Sun 11th Jan 2009, 9:45, More)