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This is a link post Tortoise sex face
Remember the tortoise raping a shoe? Here is some more tortoise porn.

NSFW if you are a tortoise and at work. Both of which seem a fairly unlikely combination.
(I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 18:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Eeugh...
...I clicked 'I like this' and now I feel a bit dirty.
 (Boog! Fire! Fire! The fair's on fire!, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 19:51, Reply)
This is a normal post He's having fun
but she looks a bit bored by the whole thing.

I used to have loads of tortoises when I was little. This makes me want one now.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 21:27, Reply)
This is a normal post nah, I've seen that expression before
she's bloody loving it.
 (mmmkay, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 17:41, Reply)
This is a normal post He sounds like a whoopee cushion
that's sprung a leak.
 (I helped save b3ta! Maladicta, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 19:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Well....
..I now have an erection.
 (I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sat 25 Jul 2009, 0:20, Reply)
This is a normal post
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! BRILLIANT!!
 (kyouraku, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 2:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Amazing how humans mimic animals...
The male at the start... shoving her out of the way...

And yeah, the female REALLY looked as though she was enjoying it... Sort of bringing me back to the original point...
 (Nalr I'll get the coals, you bring the burgers., Sat 25 Jul 2009, 13:40, Reply)
This is a normal post oh
my god

Grunting tortoises are hilarious
 (Natrix, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm so gonna make that face/noise next time...

(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:35, Reply)
This is a normal post ^^
i make that face now :D on my own or with the mrs
 (Cov Boy, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 15:12, Reply)
This is a normal post THIS IS THE BEST!
I watched this last week but can't get it out of my head so have returned for extra hilarity. This is simply one of the funniest things I've seen!

:)
 (golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:09, Reply)