Abusing freebiesA friend of mine recently attended a 'Champaign Lunch', where he was compelled drink as much fizzy stuff as he could between the first and last courses. In an ideal world we'd ask restaurant staff to tell us stories about fatties stuffing themselves at All You Can Eat places, but we recognise that our members don't all work in the catering trade, so for the rest of you - tell us something about abusing freebies. BTW: Bee puns = you fail.
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lizard, Thu 8 Nov 2007, 14:16)
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JesusI seem to have opened a can of worms here. I'd better clarify my position.
I have nothing against the English people - I had a good mate all through high school who had just moved up from London, and I treated him no different because of it. I don't think independence is a good idea, and I genuinely don't mind being called British. I should also point out I'm not racist in any way shape or form (and to all the people who suggested I might be - shame on you. It's only fucking football - I'm not suggesting concentration camps for all English people)
*Deep Breath*
In saying that, I have a genuine hatred of the English football team, and them alone. I put this down to hearing about fucking 1966 EVERY TIME a major tournament comes around. Also, if you watch Match of the Day it's like Scotland doesn't even fucking exist. The fact we've been pretty shit until recently plays a part too. You could call it jealousy if you were so inclined.
So there - while I have nothing against you, I think your football team's a bunch of cunts.
Oh, and I quite like the terms 'porridge wog' and 'haggis muncher.' Shame it had to come from tea-drinking bowler twats ;)
That is all
P.S. Mon the Scots
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