Abusing freebiesA friend of mine recently attended a 'Champaign Lunch', where he was compelled drink as much fizzy stuff as he could between the first and last courses. In an ideal world we'd ask restaurant staff to tell us stories about fatties stuffing themselves at All You Can Eat places, but we recognise that our members don't all work in the catering trade, so for the rest of you - tell us something about abusing freebies. BTW: Bee puns = you fail.
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lizard, Thu 8 Nov 2007, 14:16)
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This means war. Or at least a boycott.As the plant is in the middle of fucking nowhere, built far away from anything remotely resembling civilization (I would guess in case we have a problem with the arsenic or one of the other Very Bad Things we use here), the company cafeteria is the only reasonable place to get lunch- or coffee.
But no more! Henceforth I'll brew my own goddam coffee in the morning, pour in the half-n-half in the thermos and bring in my lunch besides. And just because they're being such cheap bastards, I'll make it a point to shit at least once a day on company time! (And if I'm feeling particularly feisty, I'll have a wank as well!)
RRAAAARRRGGHH!
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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Mon 12 Nov 2007, 18:55,
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