Abusing freebiesA friend of mine recently attended a 'Champaign Lunch', where he was compelled drink as much fizzy stuff as he could between the first and last courses. In an ideal world we'd ask restaurant staff to tell us stories about fatties stuffing themselves at All You Can Eat places, but we recognise that our members don't all work in the catering trade, so for the rest of you - tell us something about abusing freebies. BTW: Bee puns = you fail.
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lizard, Thu 8 Nov 2007, 14:16)
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Free condoms are shitThey're usually Durex Extra-Strong or whatever they're called, and are so thick you can't even stretch them.
Apparently though they can hold 9 litres of water. Wash the spermicide and lubricant off them and you can use them as water carriers if you ever find yourself in the wilderness.
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