Accidentally EroticThere I am, sitting in the dark, squinting at a chart of letters trying to work out if that's an E or a H. The optician is leaning toward me and suddenly I'm concentrating more on her than the chart, praying she doesn't get any closer or this could get embarrassing.
What situations in your life have you found accidentally/inappropriately erotic?
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chthonic, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 12:49)
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Up the aisleWhen Mrs-kna appeared at the entrance to our wedding venue, walked up and stood in front of me in her wedding dress, I popped the biggest tentpeg I'd had in days. Luckily I was standing with my hands in front of me anyway, so I could do a sly 'adjust' when we turned to face the registrar.
If anyone saw, they didn't mention it.. maybe it was romantic or something. We weren't quite so beautiful and romantic when I got her back to the hotel obviously.
(, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 21:10, Reply)
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