Accidentally EroticThere I am, sitting in the dark, squinting at a chart of letters trying to work out if that's an E or a H. The optician is leaning toward me and suddenly I'm concentrating more on her than the chart, praying she doesn't get any closer or this could get embarrassing.
What situations in your life have you found accidentally/inappropriately erotic?
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chthonic, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 12:49)
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Im a conventional man really....... usually the women i like are slim, long hair (colour not important) pretty and with a good personality. A couple of weeks ago I was looking to see if i had any messages on one of those faceparty-esq websites (wont mention which coz some of you know my real name), lo and behold i did, one was off a couple of chubby little tarts from a little town just outside of manchester saying somthing along the lines of 'corr yor well fit' so i send them a message back thanking them, we traded e-mails and chatted regularly on MSN Messenger. Their flirtation escalated to the point where i snapped as ive been shagless for some time due to lack of beer tokens. I met them for a few drinks and we ended up back at my house where i ended up in bed with the pair of them, we meet regularly now for threesomes so my 'accidentally erotic' thing is enjoying having two fat women riding me on a regular basis.
(, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 23:18, Reply)
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