Accidentally EroticThere I am, sitting in the dark, squinting at a chart of letters trying to work out if that's an E or a H. The optician is leaning toward me and suddenly I'm concentrating more on her than the chart, praying she doesn't get any closer or this could get embarrassing.
What situations in your life have you found accidentally/inappropriately erotic?
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chthonic, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 12:49)
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MDMA, Sex and Viagra!I am still embarrassed by this story but fuck it.
As some of you are probably aware MDMA can be a rather unpredictable drug when it comes to sex, I have found my experiences whilst under the influence normally fall within 3 categories:
1. A mind blowing all night sexathon.
2. A somewhat labour intensive strive for an unobtainable goal. (Great sex but total inability to cum)
3. The dreaded Mr. Flop!
Luckily number 3 is pretty rare and I find you can always more than make up for it the following morning. However, if you are with someone new, are out to impress and know you have to leave early, waiting until the next morning is something you would understandably rather not do given the choice, that being the infamous Viagra!
I was given a few of these a while back by a gay couple I met (don’t ask), I tucked them into my wallet and forgot all about them, until one night.
It had been a heavy one, a friend’s birthday followed by an all night mash-up in London and we where all fair beyond gone, somehow I ended up hooking up with this rather nice Spanish girl, I could not believe my luck! One thing led to another and before I knew it (literally) we where back at hers and things where getting pretty hot. Details are a little sketchy here but I remember things starting off pretty well then taking an unexpected landslide, I excused myself and necked my first ever Viagra...
To cut a long story short, it worked better then expected and I had a wicked night but what I hadn’t counted on was the after effects! The next day was one of the most embarrassing days of my life, everything was giving me a hard-on… EVERYTHING! Middle aged mums in with blotchy legs, ugly overweight women in tracksuits, 14 year old girls, it was so very very wrong!!!!
Unfortunately this would have all been fine if all I had to do that day was get home and hide until the stuff wears off but oh no I only had to get suited up as I had a fucking wedding to go to!!!
Something’s are best left unsaid but unfortunately I was VERY pleased to see quite a few people that night!
(, Fri 3 Feb 2006, 11:35, Reply)
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