Demon dope
During college my cohorts and i became serious fans of gear,spending most of our waking hours completely stoned.
Our favourite hole was my pal Christians house as his parents lived in Australia.One evening we found ourselves utterly bereft of any ganja so someone (i forget who,not surprisingly) hit upon the fantastic idea of actually running round with the dyson to see what goodies we could findin the carpet.
filthy i know,but after sorting through the dust,fluff and grit we had collected had about a quater of hash,plenty to get us removed from reality for the night.
No moral to this story,except to say that you should always have enough money to buy your drugs.
(yob soddoth happiness is a Dane called Hamlet?, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:10, 4 replies)

I'd say...
...if you picked up a quarter, you should vacuum more often.
(inflateable, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:37, closed)

Furry Freak Brothers
The Furry Freak Brothers comic books have exactly this storyline when they are out of dope and "Dr Freakears" (Phineas)invents a machine that filters particles swept out of the carpet according to colour. They end up with a large pile of green flakes (marijuana), some white flakes (cocaine) but mainly a strange pile of yellow particles that they figures out was caused by all of those cans of beer that got spilled!!!

I'm sure it would work at least to a degree - back in the when I used to smoke (can't now to severe asthma)I did find a lump of Moroccan that served for two decent joints whilst cleaning my shag pile carpet
( Vambo, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 22:34, closed)

Hurrah for The Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers
High times!
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:04, closed)

I've seen it done...
....womens stocking over the end of the hoover pipe thingy. Lets all the dust through, but keeps the blims.
(EffinDoubt is breaking glass on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:30, closed)