what I hate most
Is that they use prepubescent models to sell "anti-aging" cream to women in our 30s, 40s, 50s, etc., as if our skin was that good when were WERE her age, and there's no way in FUCK that she will be even REMOTELY NEAR the age of their "target demographic" FOR ANOTHER 40 FUCKING YEARS.

Bad enough that it's all bad "science," all of these rapidly-rising-prices on this cow-tit and sheep-placenta crap; they MAKE UP WORDS TO DESCRIBE THINGS AND PROCESSES THAT DON'T EXIST BECAUSE THEY ARE UTTERLY IMPOSSIBLE IN ANY LAW OF PHYSICS OR PHYSIOLOGY, and NO, you cannot "Re-Elasticize" HUMAN SKIN because IT'S NOT A FUCKING ELASTIC WAISTBAND IN YOUR THONG!!! And they want fifty fucking dollars for that shit (the "collagen" in which, I might note, COMES FROM PLASMA-DONATION CENTERS DOWN IN THE HOOD, AND EVEN THOUGH THEY *TEST* FOR HIV & OTHER STDS, THAT DOESN'T NECESSARILY PREVENT ANYONE FROM DONATING FOR $60 A WEEK!!!) AT WALLY-WORLD!!!!!! Bitches, please.

Even if I ever DO hit the lottery, I would sooner hand fifty bucks to a boozed-out bum sitting in front of a liquor store than waste it on vanity/fear and THAT OVERPRICED SHITE. Gravity happens, ladies, get used to it, and stop spray-tanning yourselves into the Oompah-Loompah union. Freaks.

Oh, and guys? Stop EXPECTING women to look like fucking models, even the low-rent ones in TV commercials, and NEVER expect us to be taut & perky PAST 27. Doesn't happen. Even the anorexic exercise-junkies AGE, they just turn into mummy-skinned bags o'bones who might still have the ab muscles to suck a navel orange through a garden hose. MIGHT. Don't get yer hopes up.

Accept real women, expect real women, and they might get to like the real you. And thus ends the sermon for today.
(AnntichristSCoulter, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:42, Reply)