Against Your WillOur old pal Freddie Woo says: An ancient aunt once tried to kidnap me and leave me on an island after lying about the last ferry. Ever been forced to do something good or bad?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 11:35)
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Specifically, "Merry Candles, Mr Dedd", as I was, for some reason, thinking about Merry Christmas, Mr Lawrence.
You need to work on your gag reflex. If you pop down to your local docks, I'm sure your mum will be able to give you a few contacts who can help with that - and you could probably make tuppence a go.
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Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 23:37,
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You think the anniversary of the day a person signed up for a message board is worthy of note. I'd rather be in a cock-sucking tag team with my mum than be as lonely as you.
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Oh do stop moaning you joyless husk.It's a lovely sunny day - go outside and play with the traffic.
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Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sun 3 Aug 2014, 12:16,
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