Airport StoriesBack when I was a moody teenager I took a cheap flight that involved changing planes and having to go through security again. My bags were pre-checked so, when I set off the metal detector, I honestly said to the security guy that I had no idea what had set it off.
Until, that is, he searched me and found the metal knife and fork stamped "KLM" I'd nicked off the previous flight.
Tell us your best airport stories.
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chthonic, Fri 3 Mar 2006, 10:09)
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on a flight to somewhuereI was 18. Sat down in my seat, and the monitor above me said "18 hour flight" "Shit", I thought, what the fuck am I going to do over 18 hours?
After an hour of twiddling my thumbs I managed like a cunt to fall asleep for 17 hours.
I know the story is a bit shit but its all I've got, sorry.
(, Fri 3 Mar 2006, 17:08, Reply)
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