Accidental animal crueltyI once invented a brilliant game - I'd sit at the top of the stairs and throw cat biscuits to the bottom. My cat would eat them, then I'd shake the box, and he would run up the stairs for more biscuits. Then - of course - I'd throw a biscuit back down to the bottom. I kept this going for about half an hour, amused at my little game, and all was fine until the cat vomited. I felt absolutely dreadful.
Have you accidentally been cruel to an animal?
This question has been revived from way, way, way back on the b3ta messageboard when it was all fields round here.
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rob, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 11:13)
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Flying pigeons?A good few years ago when I was at uni in Glasgow, I was walking around Argyle St doing my christmas shopping. Being a busy pedestrian area, Argyle St was usually heaving with feathered vermin.
This one time, I walked across the street and inadvertantly caught a pigeon on the end of my Docker (I told you I was a student). It went flying - not in a proper "I'm a bird and I can fly" way, but just as a heavy lump sailing through the air.
I have no idea why the dozy shit didn't get out of the way or fly once it was airbourne, but it landed with a satisfying thud and staggered off dazed.
I felt surprisingly guilty afterwards.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 6 Dec 2007, 11:56,
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uni *in* Glasgow?Yeah, I'd keep quiet about going to Strathclyde as well :P
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djtrialprice, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 14:54,
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A good few years agoI went to Strathclyde. Good proper Uni that!
I always miss the doos though. In Go Gadget nemesis style however, i always vow: "I'll get you next time pigeon!"
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Happened to me tooNot in Glasgow though - in Bedford (probably), and I was secretly felling quite good about it.
Ok, maybe the secretly bit was a lie
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snee held his breath since, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:49,
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