No, I do not.
See, this evil beast belongs to my girlfriend. Said girlfriend lives with me, and we share a bed. The beast insists on sleeping with her under the covers, typically behind her knees.

The problem is that when the dog gets warm in the middle of the night she stretches out. If I'm on my side with my back to them, the paw goes where it most definitely should never go. This results in me awakening instantly and ejecting the foul little thing by pulling her out by the offending paw and dumping her on the floor.

And then there was the time that she went under the covers by sticking her nose against my spine and following it down until her entire head was in the back of my underwear. That time I grabbed her by her nub tail and yanked her out.

We won't discuss her habit of eating cat turds...
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:48, Reply)