fucking badgers!
About two years ago my brother acquired the Kawasaki AR 125, my mate had a Honda NSR 125, and me? i had never ridden anything more than a BMX before.. so i got lumbered with a mates old Honda City Express 50cc (look it up, you'll laugh your bollocks off i promise)

We we racing round some country roads in the dark near to where i live and as i rounded a tight corner at a mind blowing 25mph a fucking badger runs out in front of me, sees me puttering around the corner as i turn to go round him the cunting thing runs back the way he came and straight under the front wheel.

This "thing" im riding weighs about as much as a new born baby and so i was catapulted off it and face planted the road (thank god i was wearing a helmet!)

i scrambled to my feet and the fucking badger was just standing there like the bionic degenerate, looked at me and bolted off back the way he was originally going.. i have no reservations that if i could of caught it i would have killed the fucker.
(The Reverend annoying the regulars since, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:58, Reply)