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I once witnessed my best friend savaged near to death by a flock of rampant killer sheep.

It's a kill-or-be-killed world out there and poor Steve Irwin never made it back alive. Tell us your tales of survival.

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Bert lived
in a big castle surrounded by a moat, full of boats carrying stoats riding goats
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althegeordie Come and meet DG in London 10th Sept! See Calender, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:13, closed)

I like this!

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Bert Sexmonkey is terrified of MM and beckyconsonants, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:13, )

were they all
eating toast?
(Empress Bob yay, woo, houpla etc etc, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:14, )

and I loved them the
most?
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Bert Sexmonkey is terrified of MM and beckyconsonants, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:14, )

even
the ghosts?
(Empress Bob yay, woo, houpla etc etc, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:15, )

Especially the ghosts
But even more so, the dotes.
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Bert Sexmonkey is terrified of MM and beckyconsonants, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:16, )

were they
wearing coats?
(Empress Bob yay, woo, houpla etc etc, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:17, )

who
the goats?
(flirting with badgers and back to muttering, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:18, )

and scarves
around their throats.
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Bert Sexmonkey is terrified of MM and beckyconsonants, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:18, )

Not to mention a guard
for their scrotes.
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Bert Sexmonkey is terrified of MM and beckyconsonants, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:20, )

If they squeeze their scrotes
they can hit the high notes!
(Empress Bob yay, woo, houpla etc etc, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:21, )

And when they were done they could eat up their
oats.
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Bert Sexmonkey is terrified of MM and beckyconsonants, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:22, )

I hope everyone in London
remembered to cast their votes
(Empress Bob yay, woo, houpla etc etc, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:23, )

Sod that for a game of soldiers.
I can't think of anything that rhymes now...

Off to Koko tonight? You'll probably see my brother, look out for a 6 foot ginger ninja
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Bert Sexmonkey is terrified of MM and beckyconsonants, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:25, )

Yes I am!
I will keep my eyes out. Really looking forward to this gig!

Oh yeah...something something something moats
(Empress Bob yay, woo, houpla etc etc, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:28, )

Bloat!
Float!
Cote!
Zygote!
Jote! (as in 'to jot')
Er...

Quote!
Wrote!
Cloat...?
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Bert Sexmonkey is terrified of MM and beckyconsonants, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:31, )

Clit?
Dirty Bert.
(Empress Bob yay, woo, houpla etc etc, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:32, )

nobody said anything about clit!
You're the pervert!

Unless cloat is some kind of verb to do with them that I've never heard of..?

'I will cloat you in the clit' kind of thing?
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Bert Sexmonkey is terrified of MM and beckyconsonants, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:36, )

You calling me a pervert?!?!?!
You rude little bas...

oh, wait. Pervert. Yes, yes I am.

Apologies.
(Empress Bob yay, woo, houpla etc etc, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:39, )

That's ok
*cloats you in the clit*

*hopes you like it*

:D
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Bert Sexmonkey is terrified of MM and beckyconsonants, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:41, )

*receives cloat in clit*
*makes a lovely knitted hat out of it*
(Empress Bob yay, woo, houpla etc etc, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:45, )

Pffft
that really made me chuckle!

Smashing jumper by the way.
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Bert Sexmonkey is terrified of MM and beckyconsonants, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:47, )

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