When animals attack...I once, accidentally, punched a racoon.
It had wandered into my tent, I was half asleep and thought it was a mate pratting around. There was a yelp and then all hell broke loose.
What have you been attacked by?
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chthonic, Thu 2 Jun 2005, 9:39)
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Dogs and sheep...Recently I got shat on from about 40,000 ft by a pigeon with diahorrea whilst in the beer garden of a pub in Chelsea. When I was 15 I got chased for about a mile by a randy sheep. And when I was a nipper I got bitten by my aunts dog so hard that it removed a large chunk form my thigh. My dad kicked the yappy fucker into next week.
Yay! 1st time 1st page!
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Normanator Bad case of trapped wind since, Thu 2 Jun 2005, 10:56,
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