When animals attack...I once, accidentally, punched a racoon.
It had wandered into my tent, I was half asleep and thought it was a mate pratting around. There was a yelp and then all hell broke loose.
What have you been attacked by?
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chthonic, Thu 2 Jun 2005, 9:39)
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Donkey MongI tried it on with the lady selling ass rides (cough) on Scarborough beach, but fucked it up by getting my hand stuck in a donkey's mouth while I was doing it. She had to prise it out with a special stick that she kept in her back pocket.
I don't think she was really in the mood anyway, cuz it was only half ten in the morning, it was absolutely shitting it down and I was completely munted on cooking sherry. :-/
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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 2 Jun 2005, 13:01,
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