When animals attack...I once, accidentally, punched a racoon.
It had wandered into my tent, I was half asleep and thought it was a mate pratting around. There was a yelp and then all hell broke loose.
What have you been attacked by?
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chthonic, Thu 2 Jun 2005, 9:39)
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canophobic hilarityWhen I was about 8 or 9, in the summer holidays, a mate's dog (a lurcher) jumped up onto the sofa and sank its teeth into my face, tearing my cheek open in a bloody ragged mess of fangs.
Oh how we laughed, as I squirted blood all over the walls and upholstery! I had more stitches than I remember and carry the scars still 25 years later.
The poor dog "was clearly being tormented by me", of course. Its owners didn't punish it in anyway - till it bit a lump out of their toddler's arm a year later. Then they killed it.
I don't like dogs these days.
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no cake for the impuritay Patrick Stewart hasn't aged since, Thu 2 Jun 2005, 13:02,
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