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I once, accidentally, punched a racoon.

It had wandered into my tent, I was half asleep and thought it was a mate pratting around. There was a yelp and then all hell broke loose.

What have you been attacked by?

(, Thu 2 Jun 2005, 9:39)
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This is a QotW answer Paaaarp!!!!
A mate got a new dog - Doberman, of course. The thing was nice as pie on my first visit, even falling asleep on my feet while me and mate watched a movie.

It being not a bad movie (I forget which now, strangely) I gave it the customary round of applause at which point Zoltan awoke looking confused and hurled itself gnashers-first at my throat.

Luckily it didn't get me and as mate had a rather small mother who might not fare as well he sent it back to it's previous owner.

I suggested he got a kitten instead...

It's not too long and that's how I like it.
(, Thu 2 Jun 2005, 13:10, closed)

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