bird attacks.
There's a guy in my class who loves to harass animals. Not to hurt them, of course. On these particular occasions we were on a school trip to the beach.
We were at an aquarium/wildlife center. The guy in question is teasing an owl. He was wearing a yellow shirt that was threatening - every time he took a step toward the cage it would puff itself up and make hissy noises. Well, when he had gone too far, this happened:
gasp!
He was surprised(obviously) but that didn't keep him from provoking two more attacks from it.
Later we were at a petting zoo at a historic plantation place. Guy went straight for the turkeys:
turkey
It cracked and chased him into a goat pen, where the goats also tried to kill him. No injuries were sustained, sadly.
I've also had a bird attack me several times at a random rest stop in Florida. It broke the skin. I've been attacked bt a seagull in the face on the deck of a seafood restaurant for not giving it my crab cake. Fecking lame birds.
(sorry for length and rewriting it)
( trintrin has jam for blood, Thu 2 Jun 2005, 14:03, closed)