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I once, accidentally, punched a racoon.

It had wandered into my tent, I was half asleep and thought it was a mate pratting around. There was a yelp and then all hell broke loose.

What have you been attacked by?

(, Thu 2 Jun 2005, 9:39)
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This is a QotW answer Amateur bush antics
I was on a canoeing trip on the Zambezi with my 19-yr-old Zimbabwean mate. He was from Harare and had only been into the bush once before.

We had too much to drink in the evening and fell asleep al fresco. A touch naïve but hey, we were on holiday.

3am I woke to hear my friend in some distress, then noticed three big hyenas right next to us. I was dead brave and scared them off with a semi-conscious adreneline-fuelled shouty dancy thing.

When I came back I realised my mate had been attacked as he slept and his upper lip and most of his nose had been bitten off.

Fuckin horrid. We were ill-equipped and had to wrap his face in a T-shirt to keep the flies off whilst I paddled us back to a camp to radio a plane.

He's a right ugly bastard now and friends call him rabies.

(Hi rabies!!)
(, Thu 2 Jun 2005, 14:32, closed)

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