When animals attack...I once, accidentally, punched a racoon.
It had wandered into my tent, I was half asleep and thought it was a mate pratting around. There was a yelp and then all hell broke loose.
What have you been attacked by?
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chthonic, Thu 2 Jun 2005, 9:39)
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Pigeons. Bastards.I always, ALWAYS get attacked by pigeons whilst delivering newspapers to shops in the early hours of the morning. They fly at my face. I think they're jealous of it. Yeh, that's it.
Anyway, I had one slam through the radiator grill on a Mercedes van. Pulled over and the sodding thing was strutting about in the engine bay like nothing had happened.
Once I saw a squirrel humping a dead rabbit by the side of the road. True story.
Length? Girth? No, flavour is more important.
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Snapper "That's what she said" - retort of the week, Thu 2 Jun 2005, 18:00,
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