Silly Languages
Year 9 Italian lessons, we were told to write short sentences about our family, a sweet for the first person to finish, no mucking around. "My sister, she is a bitch" was quickly presented to the teacher when I'd written it out (E una stronza, I believe is the wording. Something like that.) She just practically pissed herself laughing and walked back to her desk, throwing a lolly my way.

Parent's evening that night, she decided to show Mum what I'd written. Mum was slightly less than impressed and was halfway through asking what my punishment had been, cue teacher; "Well, I couldn't really tell him off 'cause he's got the grammar bloody perfect! Shows something's going through that skull!"

Then there was the time on the school trip to Venice where everyone had bought maces and bb guns, and she collapsed into hysterical laughter whilst rounding them up and about five kids had knocked on her door, presenting her with roughly 2-3 weapons each, simultaneously mumbling "I think you missed these."
( Trogdos The Raging Cuntmuffin, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 9:08, Reply)