I was a massive mug for a while, you're 100% right.
It took a disappointing and uncharacteristic amount of time for the penny to drop what the real issue was, (i.e. she's a cunt), as the dodgy part of the relationship lasted about 6 months in total. All the stuff that happened in the epilogue section was after I'd left but I hadn't been able to get all my stuff out and was still trying to exit the lease on the house without costing myself too much in the process.

All swiftly rectified however, and the bitchometer is now fully functioning again. Piss take away my friends, but there are worse places to be out on the pull than Sydney. :)
(Isaac Hunt., Wed 23 Oct 2013, 21:58, Reply)