something about TPS reports
and staplers
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 23:21, 7 replies)

Something about it being a crying shame
and indicative of our times.

//snide comment about hummous
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 23:25, closed)

it were on Film4 last night!
and were proper good!
(davethejackal says 'am i doing this right?', Fri 11 Jun 2010, 0:20, closed)

*gets coffee mug*
Mmmm, yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah.
(Draco Rattus ate all the pies on, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 8:32, closed)

:)
I'd like you to move your desk Mictoboy. Downstairs into the basement with you...
(sugar_tits, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 13:20, closed)

If they don't give me my shtapler back I'll burn down the building.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 13:33, closed)

or something.
God, I haven't seen that in YEARS!
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 13:33, closed)

And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either
because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire...
(MrNorm, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:39, closed)