I work for myself, so I'm both boss and oppressed workforce
This leads to plenty of bad management as when my workforce is hungover and grumpy, the management are like bears with sore heads.

Leads to plenty of fun, schizophrenic moments when I need something doing but the minion really can't be arsed. Have to shout at myself lots.
( monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 9:43, 5 replies)

Hahahahahahahaha
Nail your cat to your shed door and hunt yourself down claiming plagerism, for extra giggles.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 10:32, closed)

On the other hand,
how many workers get free handjobs from the boss?
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 10:34, closed)

^I Agree^

( VandenPlas can't think of anything clever - no change there!, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:26, closed)

Can't you just...
...get Paxo to do it?
(Narcotic Monkey Neither a narcotic nor a monkey., Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:40, closed)

Ahh, a local
Therefore you know Paxo, and know that asking him to do anything is like asking Ian Huntley to babysit.

As you are local, how's about organising a Lewes bash? I know there's at least 3 of us b3tans here.
( monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:38, closed)

Not a bad idea...
... but I'm a reformed local who now resides in Kent.
(Narcotic Monkey Neither a narcotic nor a monkey., Mon 14 Jun 2010, 12:48, closed)