Wanking Disasters Part IIDespite the warnings contained in our previous question on The Act of Onan, you all still appear to be masturbating like monkeys in a zoo. Tell us your stories of jerking the gherkin and double-clicking the mouse.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:22)
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wrestling channelcame home from the dancing to find my brother asleep, sprawled over a couch cushion in the middle of the floor, trousers round ankles, cock in hand, porn on the television.
I lobbed my house keys across the room and when they connected with his forehead one hand pulled his trousers up while the other instinctively grabbed the remote and punched in the number for the wrestling channel.
"the wrestlings on" he drunkenly slurred half believing he might have got away with it.
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:03, 3 replies)
EeewwwI think he'd be better off admitting to cracking one off watching porn rather than Kendo Nagasaki grappling with Mick McManus' sweaty arse.
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:18, closed)
kendo nagasaki?showin yer age there.
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:05, closed)
YepBack when wrestling wasn't anything to do with Americans with oiled up hairless muscular bodies, it was about Pale Ale, Saturday afternoons, smoking indoors, outraged old ladies "havin' a go" and old men with beer bellies.
Fuck me, I don't know which would be the dodgiest wrestling to be caught apparently wanking whilst watching.
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 17:44, closed)
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