Wanking Disasters Part IIDespite the warnings contained in our previous question on The Act of Onan, you all still appear to be masturbating like monkeys in a zoo. Tell us your stories of jerking the gherkin and double-clicking the mouse.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:22)
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I once had a wank with some headphones on in my bedroom, with my eyes shut.When I had finished I found a steaming hot mug of tea on the bedside table...
and it didn't have any sugar in it.
Ruined my day, that did.
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no you didn't(, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 16:13, closed)
Wanking with headphones?I suppose it warms them up before you put them over your ears...
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shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 16:28,
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