Wanking Disasters Part IIDespite the warnings contained in our previous question on The Act of Onan, you all still appear to be masturbating like monkeys in a zoo. Tell us your stories of jerking the gherkin and double-clicking the mouse.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:22)
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"Kids do things like that"Yeah, so do adults, he he. I'm going to watch a Mistress demonstrating her urethral sounds on some lucky chap next week, last time I had to cling to the wall for fear of falling, I felt faint. Still, better than connecting it up to the TENS machine, which is what I heard suggested...
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 17:48, 2 replies)
tens machinegreat fun but not as much fun as those 'monging' machines that make it look like you have an extreme case of Parkinson's try one of those in bed next time you get a chance but dear god dont try it when you are getting a blow job
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 18:27,
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So perhaps little Johnny was conducting his own personal 'sound test'?Funnily enough, he is now an electrician.
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