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Despite the warnings contained in our previous question on The Act of Onan, you all still appear to be masturbating like monkeys in a zoo. Tell us your stories of jerking the gherkin and double-clicking the mouse.

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(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:22)
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Of course we do
Personally, not that often, not because I don't get the urges but because by the time I do it's bedtime and I'm exhausted and sleep is a much much more attractive option. Also I only see my bf every 2 weeks (long distance) and I think in between my libido just decides it's not needed and packs itself neatly away only to jump out, ravenous, next time I see him. Maybe that's it? Maybe we're just more efficient?
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 19:31, 1 reply)
it's multi-tasking
when men get horny, all we want to do is attend to the matter as soon as possible. Women, however, can carry on washing up/doing brain surgery until there's a more suitable moment
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:30, closed)
" off for a fiddle"
I excuse myself for one, every saturday night during match of the day. I call it my " me " time. Hubbie calls it " most unfair". Have also beat one out in the toilets at work when i was really bored. But now i read B3ta instead.
Porn also works on us but we all deny that... well i don't but i'm apparently bloke-ish.
(, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:22, closed)
I'm not going to argue with you.
I've seen your profile pic and value all my limbs.
(, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:17, closed)

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