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Despite the warnings contained in our previous question on The Act of Onan, you all still appear to be masturbating like monkeys in a zoo. Tell us your stories of jerking the gherkin and double-clicking the mouse.

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(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:22)
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I was in the British Museum
only yesterday evening, visiting the Book of the Dead exhibition (it's very interesting, btw, do go).

The only effect the visit had on me was a feeling of suffocation because of the crowds and a need for a sit-down because I'd been up since six that morning. I wouldn't have had enough energy to get the old feller out, let alone do anything with him.

I envy you.
(, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 22:35, 1 reply)
I envy you
for getting to see that exhibit. I saw the adverts while I was visiting.
(, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 22:38, closed)

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