Wanking Disasters Part IIDespite the warnings contained in our previous question on The Act of Onan, you all still appear to be masturbating like monkeys in a zoo. Tell us your stories of jerking the gherkin and double-clicking the mouse.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:22)
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I would be highly suspiciousOf any man who told me that he DIDN'T wank. A lot of women, too - although, it's kind of taboo for women to admit that they like to flick the bean. I don't know, they all smell of roses and never fart or have bodily excretions or something.
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