Wanking Disasters Part IIDespite the warnings contained in our previous question on The Act of Onan, you all still appear to be masturbating like monkeys in a zoo. Tell us your stories of jerking the gherkin and double-clicking the mouse.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:22)
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Late late entryThe story below just reminded me that I once left a rolled up copy of The Sun that had been thoroughly dipped in my warm bath water and then liberally covered in soap in the communal bathroom at my Uni halls.
How the fuck I forgot about that all week I have no idea. I think i must have blocked it from my memory to cover the cringing shame I am now currently feeling again.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 16:23,
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