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You've all known one. The brown-nosing fucker, the 'comedian', the drunk, the gossip and of course the weird one with no mates who goes bell ringing, looks like Mr Majika and sports a monk's haircut (and is a woman).

Tell us about yours...

Thanks to Deskbound for the idea

(, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 9:09)
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Darren.

Real oddball. About 27 but dresses like a 45 year old did in 1950. Never uses one word when he can ramble (although rather eloquently) for twenty minutes. Took his mum to the xmas do. Very serious, tries to be uber-professional.

Caught him today pretending to balance along the join in the carpet with a happy grin on his face when he thought he was on his own.

Suddenly noticed me smiling and went bright red.

I like him.
(, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 20:39, 5 replies)
I think
I like him too :)
(, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 21:14, closed)
Funny!
He sounds quite a pleasant fellow! Odd ones can be every now and again.
(, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 22:22, closed)
*click*
For the happy and quaint mental image you've just painted for me. Makes me think of Amelie for some reason.
(, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:13, closed)
He sounds great...
Can I borrow Darren for my office? I used to work in an office where we would put splendid cock rock on at 4pm full blast to annoy the arthouse students (not for the accompanying air guitaring, honest), but it's a little more reserved at the place I am now. I quite fancy balancing on the carpet lines with someone.
(, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 18:17, closed)
I like Darren
I like him too - I will try to balance on the join on my carpet today.
(, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 7:26, closed)

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