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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:14)
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Feeding animals drugs is the fucking pits.I opened a large bag of speed once, my cat, asleep about 5 yards away, jumped up, yowled, and ran out the room as if the hordes of satan were after him. Just a few flecks in the air had this effect, so to feed the poor sods with it, you're a fucking moron.
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More likely he's just another dreary qftw liar.According to The Internets, the fatal dose of amphetamines for an average domestic cat is a couple of milligrams. It'll be far less than that for a kitten. His story is purest catshit.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:13,
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the first bit sounds like bollocks"we had a massive argument in the pub so sat there in silence and got pissed on cider and shots"
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:29,
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I can barely parse that first couple of lines.It's like he's got a fucking allergy to commas.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:34,
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^^^^^^^^^This with added "You Cunt"
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The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:13,
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