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Big Girl's Blouse asks: Drug fuelled orgies ending in a pile of vomit? Accidental spillage of Chocolate Pudding looking like a dirty protest? Someone walking in on you doing something that isn't what it looks like?... Tell us about your Bedroom Disasters

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My perversion gland needs fixing.
When presented with the blank canvas conjured up by being told about your exes underwear... Why was the first thing I wondered if she had socks labelled with each day of the week too? Why!?
(BlinkingZeroes Has got 99 problems but 8-bit ain't one., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:07, 2 replies)
Foot Fetish mate.
Quite common.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:24, closed)
I like mixing my Bonds Day of the Week socks up for a little bit of mindfuck fun.
Left foot is in Saturday, but right foot is way back in Wednesday.
My Reg Grundys are just plain manky. All of them.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:27, closed)
My scientific calculations estimate
That your Reg Grundys are somewhere around midnight Thursday and 1am Friday...
(BlinkingZeroes Has got 99 problems but 8-bit ain't one., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:53, closed)
@ that stage I'm lucky to be clothed
let alone compos mentis. If I've still got my grundies on then the night hasn't gone well...
But yes - slap[dash] bang in the middle. Manky as always.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 13:09, closed)

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