I once followed this recipe from youtube
www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4zw99VsoMA

Once youve eaten this, you have your calories for the month.

Edit: just looked up the calories for this dish..... 6085!?!?! jesus Something Phelps would be proud of.
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:03, 6 replies)

I knew what that'd be before I even followed the link...

( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:11, closed)

Sweet jesus!
condensed milk in a salad? a measuring jug of sugar? What the almighty fuck?
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:26, closed)

No wonder she disabled the comments

( clockworkrat has nice pants, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:26, closed)

Salad? Salad????

(SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:30, closed)

FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU...
Any pasta salad with more dressing than pasta is bad news to begin with, but this just takes the piss. Just reading through the ingredients is enough to induce heart twinges.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:23, closed)

"A three dimensional food experience"
She has way more than her fair share of two of them.

I find it reassuring when you see a large chef/cook on TV. It hints at the food being worth eating, but when you get out of breath opening a bag of pre-grated carrot you should really be thinking of ingesting fewer calories.
( SteamedCleaner, Sun 29 May 2011, 11:54, closed)