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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 26 May 2011, 14:09)
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bacon + chocolate = SMARTThe other day, me and a mate made an Epic mealtime-inspired triple-layer bacon chocolate pancake, which went thusly:
1. Pancake
2. Banana and sugar
3. really crispy bacon
4. sprinkle of caster sugar
5. melted chocolate
6. peanut butter
7. pancake, and repeat steps 1-6
then, sprinkle more sugar on top, and fry off the whole thing, just to melt the outside layer of sugar. After taking some nerdy pictures of ourselves cooking and the final product (pics maybe uploaded later if I can be arsed), it was eatin' time. We grabbed forks and dug in.
It was....we had no words. we just kept looking at each other and making 'mmmmmmm' noises, crying silently with joy as we devoured the whole thing. It was like travelling into a delicious new dimension. It was like sex, but with your taste buds. Fuck best meal,that was the best thing I've ever done/had in my life.
And the worst? Today I had some salad for lunch, as though to compensate for the gluttonous lard-fest of Monday's pancake. I bought it from a cafe I used to work in, as they are close by, cheap and (usually) not shit. After I quit, I think it went way down in quality, as my former boss was a shitty chef, never tasted anything, and always cut corners. I had a salad with all the basic bits, lettuce, blah blah, and some 3-bean salad, potato salad, and some pineapple bits with some sauce. After a few mouthfuls, it started to taste.. kinda funny. Something in it was 'wrong', but I couldn't figure out what it was. Half of it seemed to suck in some way, the potato salad? Just cold potato mixed with mayonnaise. The coriander sauce? Just tasted like mayo again. Damn, it was better when I worked there. Eventually when I was halfway through I realised it was the bean salad! Not only was it not seasoned at all, it was just some canned kidney/broad beans just rinsed and thrown into a bowl, but this tasted like little slimy solidified egg farts, wtf? Not cool. It's also too late to take it back as I've eaten nearly all of it now, bah.
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:02, Reply)
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