Fave: Fermented Gherkins (not vinegary pickled ones, sorry Me, I'm Not ;) )
Worst?
Well... I was syphoning 60 liters of diesel out of the fuel tank of a van that I was selling...
Only managed to swallow a wee mouthful (no, not a mouthful of wee) but i regretted it for a couple of days.
Oily shimmer in the wc pan after flushing, aromatic LOL's ;)
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 28 May 2011, 10:10, 6 replies)

I'm tempted to start an argument with you for no reason.
What do you reckon?
( WormuIus, Sat 28 May 2011, 10:19, closed)

C'mon, it's saturday! Let's go for it...
so, you reckon gherkins are gay or summink?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 28 May 2011, 10:27, closed)

So your story is
exactly the same as the story you posted last night.

Thrilling stuff, bro.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 28 May 2011, 11:09, closed)

yup, bang on the money there, shambo.
except of course you forgot to read all of this morn's offering.
y'know, the bit about my predilection for guzzling diesel.
5/10 must try harder.
Cuz.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 28 May 2011, 11:45, closed)

Hmm.
If someone would be so kind as to spray some lit fuel Dr Shambolics way I'd be very grateful.
What a whiny little cunt.
(discopants, Mon 30 May 2011, 5:17, closed)

thanks buddy, now i've got wine on my keyboard.
you owe me!!!!!
p.s. join the club xxx
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 30 May 2011, 22:13, closed)