I got an entire bar of this as a present once
ooooooh, goody, thinks I. I love marmite, this'll be lovely!

Rip her open, have a nibble. Hmmmm, slightly odd flavour. Oh, it's fading now, probably for the best.

Wait.... wait..... what's this aftertaste that's starting to kick?

Gah... no... no... nooooooooo.............!!!!!!!!!! Make it stop!!!!!!!!

Bleeuuuuuuugggghhhhhhhh. This should never have been done. When they made it at first, who the chuntering fuck thought 'mmmmmm, lovely, normal, sane people with functioning taste buds will like this'? No, they should have destroyed it, and then cleansed the lab from whence it vomitted forth with fire and hammers.
( kappynitty doubled your entendre on, Sun 29 May 2011, 13:28, Reply)