You sir are a Dick - Infact worse than that...an uninformed dick
The scoville scale puts the Jalapeno firmly in the mild category...Not the hot...
(Bushcricket, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:52, 2 replies)

scovile catagory ?
would that be the one that was develpoed by that bloke fro over there to help people get an idea of how hot or not a chilli was/wasnt and all the time i thought he was just some over paid makeup waring grey heard old toss pot that was only less uncomfortable to watch than david dickenson getting a new coat of orange paint applied
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:54, closed)

?

(Nanny Pat vote for me, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:05, closed)

Now that's Hot.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:07, closed)

You mean the scale that measures chillies against one another
rather than, say, a Jalepeno against a Vanilla Ice Cream?
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:56, closed)

Haha! This^
That's like going into a burns unit and telling people to stop being such a pussy, because a housefire isn't really that hot on a scale of hot things. "Try venturing into the middle of the Sun...then you'll know hot!"
( guffguff fuckes your gradeds balls!, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:10, closed)

things to try in your life
1 go into a burns ward and ask if it is hot enough
2 go in to a burns ward and start your fire breathing act as a way of cheering up the inmates
3 go in to the maternity ward and ask were the home for retired seamen is
etc
etc
etc
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:14, closed)

thats the one vanilla ice cream
he had that song that had some lyrics in it that sound like just like a song i had heard of from some one who sang that wasnt that song but a differant song that sound like some song that dbloke did with the ice cream
this one time at band camp
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:11, closed)