Massive baps
I went surfing with some friends. I say surfing, they surfed, I on the other hand had several near death drowning experiences accompanied by a surf board. But all in all fun was had and we returned to the car, changed, and went in search of food and by a consensus of opinion a bacon & egg roll was the only thing we desired.

We found a sandwich bar with a sign proclaiming "Local free range bacon". So two surfer dudes and one near drowned fatty entered the nice little shop and ordered 3 bacon & egg rolls. Just after he took the order the chap behind the counter took a call cradled the phone to his ear and proceeded to load shed loads of thick rashers of bacon onto the hot plate. We assumed that the call must be for another bacon order because normally 3 slices of bacon at best is what you expect. But we were wrong, the bacon crisped up without shrinking (always a good sign) and about 6 rashers each were loaded into massive baps topped by a perfectly cooked egg and the sauces of our choice.

I have eaten at 2& 3 star Michelin restaurants but the combination of being ravenously hungry after some exercise, sea air, and bloody good fried pig make it hands down the finest thing I have ever eaten
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:39, Reply)