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At some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.

(, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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My favourite come back to absolutely any insult
is

'Yeah I know, so am I'....

i.e.........
them: 'You're such a fat twunt'
me: 'Yeah I know, so am I'

The trick is to be noncholant about it, as if you've misheard them. It drives people mad, almost to the point of violence.
(, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 22:52, Reply)

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