DIY blood transfusion dream
I once had a dream where I had to perform my own blood transfusion in the bath.

One minute, I was on the school bus and suddenly, it transformed into an operating theatre. The next thing I know, I was in my bathtub with one of the kids in my class.

We had a pile of red blood cells and blood plasma in a separate pile and test-tube. The bathtub was gradually filling up, and for some reason, the bathroom was dimly lit. Both of us didn’t know what to do, but I soon figured it out. I came to the conclusion that the blood plasma was meant to be drunken, but the blood cells were to be poured down a slit at the back of my neck.

I quickly drunk the plasma, but the blood cells (in powdered form) were trickier to deal with. I was leaning forward in such a way that the slit would be as close to an upwards-facing direction as I could get it, but did not have any luck. I kept managing to miss the slit and pour some of the cells into the bath. By now, I was getting that familiar pins-and-needles feeling and was starting to feel faint, and realised that if I didn’t hurry, I’d loose consciousness due to lack of blood. This was making it harder to aim for the slit and was also worried that if I spilled all the blood cells in the bath, that would be my last chance. Fortunately, I woke up soon after.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 15:03, 4 replies)

That's just weird
you need to eat less cheese at bedtime, methinks
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Thu 7 Aug 2008, 15:06, closed)

This is how Tarintino writes all his films.

( Gooddeed89, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 15:07, closed)

I don't think
you should sleep anymore dude. This and school-age firemen aren't healthy sub-concious thoughts.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 15:15, closed)

@Ethelred
If you thought school-age firemen were bad, just wait until I tell you the rest of that dream.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 15:18, closed)