Bodge JobsIf you can't fix it with a hammer and a roll of duck tape, it's not worth fixing at all, my old mate said minutes before that nasty business with the hammer and a roll of duck tape. Tell us of McGyver-like repairs and whether they were a brilliant success or a health and safety nightmare.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 11:58)
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I did everything I need to do this week, I'm gonna go check.www.b3ta.com/questions/bodger/post1116090
www.b3ta.com/questions/bodger/post1118261
...hmm, only three including this one. Could have sworn it was more. Nine or ten rants about whether it's duck tape or duct tape or suck tape or fucked ape must have boosted it in my mind.
I'm betting on at least two more before the end of the week, so let's go with your figure.
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So sue meI'm a lazy cunt and can't be fucked looking through all the posts to see if it's already been done.
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Don't complain when people crack out the Sarkhammer, thenor I'll come round and bum yer as well.
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Odds on the most obvious tired old gag being rattled off three or times for any qotw?Let me just crunch the numbers through the autocalculotron™ ... click clik ... wrzzzzt ... clik ... ding!
100%
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 12:59,
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I don't like the sound of that 'wrzzzzt'.Let's have a look...yeah, your autocalc's got a cracked numbers hopper. You can probably just tape it together, it'll be fine. And that integration flange is sticking a bit...
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I hate you.You're not my real dad.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 19:25,
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My sig says otherwise.(, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:23, closed)
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