Body ModsThis week we hand the honours over to DippyFi, who asks:
"Got your girlfriend stuck on your Prince Albert? Had an argument with your tattoo artist mid-tattoo? Piercing mysteriously dissolved the cartilege in your ear? Or worse: decided to pierce yourself while you were drunk? Go on, I wanna hear all the gory details!"
The closest I've got to body piercing was when a friend stuck a sodding gardening fork through my right hand. It wasn't a good look to be honest.
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chthonic, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 23:02)
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Naked tattooImagine my surprise when I walked into the tattoo parlour to find that the artiste was a stark naked 36DD blonde writhing in a vat of oil. "Come and fill me with your stiffness!" she moaned.
I had meant to go in the chemist's next door!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 15:53, closed)
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